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by Jeremy Taylor

 

Two lovers are talking on the telephone.

Susan : David?doyoulove

David : Yes?

Susan : Do you love me?

David : You know I love you, Susan.

Susan : But David, I want to feel that you love me.

David : Okay, Susan. What must I do?

Susan : David, would you climb Mount Everest for me?

David : Of course I would, Susan.

Susan : David, would you run 10,000 kilometres for me?

David : Of course I would, Susan.

Susan : David, would you swim the Atlantic Ocean for me?

David : Of course I would, Susan.

Susan: David, would you fight with a crocodile for me?

David : Of course I would, Susan.

Susan : David! Now I know you love me. Now I feel that you love me. Please come and see me now, David.

David : Oh I can’t come now - it's raining.

Perhaps I'll come tonight. Oh but tonight I want to play

badminton with Gary....

Susan: David!

David: Perhaps I’ll come tomorrow. Oh no, I can’t because...

Susan : David!!! You don't love me! And I don't love you, either!

Copyright © 2002 Jeremy Taylor Other ESL Reading stories by Jeremy are: Do you love me?, Colin the Condor, The Farmer and the Donkeys and Eddie's Car. To link to Jeremy's website link click here)

 

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